Wolfdog jokes....
 

A man takes his CSW to the vet. "My dog´s cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let´s have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I´m going to have to put him down." "What? Because he´s cross-eyed?" "No, because he´s really heavy" :lol:

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "I am so glad that our CSW is such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we´ve never subscribed to any!" :lol:

Good jokes Rolf :lol: :lol: :lol:

/ Mikael

A burglar breaks into a house and he can hear "Jesus is watching you" so he looks around and sees nothing. So he shrugs shoulder and goes on. Again he can hear "Jesus is watching you" so he looks again and can see a parrot. "OK, this is just a parrot" he murmurs and follows his business.
The parrot doesn´t give up and says ""Jesus is watching you" and the burglar loses his temper "I don´t care about Jesus"
"You should, Jesus is name of our CSW" :lol:

A CSW and a GSD was walking in the forrest and suddently they meet a fairy how gave them 3 wishes each. The GSD said "I want to be the only male GSD in this area" the CSW said " I want a motorcycle" then the GSD said "I want to be the only male GSD in the whole country" then the CSW said "I want a helmet" the last wish from the GSD was "I want to be the only male GSD in the whole world" then the CSW said "I want the GSD to be gay" jumped on his motorcycle and drived away :lol:

An authentic dialogue overheard at one of the CSVs meetings (conducted after a few beers :rock_3):

Person one: "My wolfdog has done something really embarassing, I feel most ashamed of him. Do you know what he did?"
Person two: "Pissed Oscar Dora's car?" :lol::lol::lol:

It's not a joke, but a true story:
Returning from a walk through an almost empty park in the evening my husband and I decided to practise the recall command with Lorelei. We stayed at opposite sides of the lawn, called her and rewarded when she came running - a standard exercise, which went fine. Suddenly, when she was close to me, she changed the direction and to my horror I noticed a toddler running towards her, waving his hands and screaming loudly, uttering a kind of piercing sound, which only the under two-year-old can make.. I was 100% sure Lorka wouldn't hurt him (she loves kids), but her warm 'welcome' might give a shock to the parents, not to mention the boy...

Luckily, I managed to step on the leash in time and stoped her about 3-4 meters in front of the child. Nobody but me noticed the few-second incident - it looked as if the dog ran and suddenly stopped. Only when Lorka was under full control did I look at the boy's family, and I realised the grandfather (?) looked familiar... it was our Minister of Defence with his family.... and a few bodyguards, of course :lol::lol:

I can imagine all the potential tabloid headings "The Minister's grandson attacked by a dangerous wolf!" :lol::lol::lol: Weren't we lucky?8)

Our lesson: when the park seems to be empty, there may be 'dangerous ministers' walking there! :evil_lol

Oh yes, you were indeed. :D :D :D

Quite right; whose child/grandchild but minister's could be so spoiled to behave like this? :D :D :D

I wouldn't be so hard on him ;-):lol::lol: I think most kids behave this way at some point, and a young dog should be on a leash in the park :oops: Anyway, Lorka would have probably ignored the child, like she was trained and normally does, but under the circumstances, I just didn't feel like testing it... :p

Yes, I know, in fact I'm not. :D :D

By the way I'm not sure, what Łowca would have done in such a situation. :D
Maybe ignored, and maybe... not. :p
I've noticed that after dark he behaves in a little different way than normally. Night mode on? :D

When Brukne was still a very young girl I was telling my friends that she is so special, because she never begs for food and has no "dying deer's look" and one friend of mine said "Yes, she doesn't beg for food. She TAKES it herself" :oops: Sad thing it was all true... :oops:

Yes :lol::lol::lol:

In truth, we have no doubts about who must be at leash in public places

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