A CSW and a GSD was walking in the forrest and suddently they meet a fairy how gave them 3 wishes each. The GSD said "I want to be the only male GSD in this area" the CSW said " I want a motorcycle" then the GSD said "I want to be the only male GSD in the whole country" then the CSW said "I want a helmet" the last wish from the GSD was "I want to be the only male GSD in the whole world" then the CSW said "I want the GSD to be gay" jumped on his motorcycle and drived away