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12-09-2008, 21:32
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15-09-2008, 12:31
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Ook een manier om met je caravan op vakantie te gaan
 Jammer dat je niet de hele afloop ziet!  http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij...m_medium=email
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15-09-2008, 12:40
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15-09-2008, 13:00
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   uppy _dog_eyesEcht ongelooflijk.
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15-09-2008, 22:03
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Hendrik en de psychiater.
Ik heb een probleem, dokter. Iedere keer als ik naar bed ga,denk ik dat er iemand onder zit. Ik ben bang en ik denk dat ik gek word.'. Kom een jaar lang in behandeling bij mij, zegt de psychiater. Kom drie keer per week op therapie,en dan zullen we er wel in slagen om die angsten te bedwingen.' Hoeveel rekent u?' 50 Euro per bezoek.', antwoordt de psychiater. Ik zal erover denken', zegt Hendrik Zes maanden later treft de psychiater Hendrik toevallig op straat. Waarom ben je nooit meer langs gekomen voor behandeling van je angsten?'vraagt de psychiater. Nou, 50 Euro per bezoek, drie maal per week en dat een jaar lang,is een hele hoop geld voor een arme sloeber als ik. Een barkeeper genas me voor 10 Euro. En ik was zo blij dat ik me zoveel geld bespaard had dat ik een mooi nieuw autootje gekocht heb.' Is het echt? En hoe, als ik vragen mag, heeft die barkeeper je genezen?' Hij zei me dat ik de poten onder mijn bed uit moest zagen ! Er kan nu niemand meer onder!!!' Groette Martine.
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17-09-2008, 10:41
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Spreekt voor zich
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17-09-2008, 11:54
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17-09-2008, 11:57
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17-09-2008, 11:58
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Heb er nog eentje
hond wil niet bij de dierenarts naar binnen; 
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17-09-2008, 12:12
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18-09-2008, 21:28
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The Husband Shop
A shop that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the Instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors And the value of the products increase as the shopper Ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a Particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, But you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On The first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where The sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There Are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof That women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping At the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened A New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.  Groette Martine.
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18-09-2008, 21:52
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19-09-2008, 15:09
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hihihihihihihihi
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21-09-2008, 10:54
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21-09-2008, 14:15
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zo'n telefoontje wil ik ook
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21-09-2008, 19:12
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hihihihihihihihi kon je er nou ook mee bellen????
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21-09-2008, 20:09
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Werkelijk geweldig .
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