Wolfdog jokes....

Juniorwolf · 09-10-2008, 23:20

A man takes his CSW to the vet. "My dog´s cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let´s have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I´m going to have to put him down." "What? Because he´s cross-eyed?" "No, because he´s really heavy"

Juniorwolf · 09-10-2008, 23:23

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "I am so glad that our CSW is such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we´ve never subscribed to any!"

Juniorwolf · 09-10-2008, 23:27

A burglar breaks into a house and he can hear "Jesus is watching you" so he looks around and sees nothing. So he shrugs shoulder and goes on. Again he can hear "Jesus is watching you" so he looks again and can see a parrot. "OK, this is just a parrot" he murmurs and follows his business.
The parrot doesn´t give up and says ""Jesus is watching you" and the burglar loses his temper "I don´t care about Jesus"
"You should, Jesus is name of our CSW"

Juniorwolf · 09-10-2008, 23:46

A little man walks into a mafia-bar and nervously saying "sorry, but witch one of you own a the big Rottweiler who is tied up outside ?" the biggest and most evil looking mafia-type guy stands up and says "it is my dog, what is the problem ?" the little man says "I am very sorry, but I think my dog have killed your dog" the big and evil looking mafia-type guy says "what kind of dog do you have ?" the little man says "I have a 4 month old CSW" the big evil looking mafia-type guy says "how can my 55kg 3 years old Rottweiler be killed by your 4 month old CSW ?" the little man says "it was choking on it"

Juniorwolf · 10-10-2008, 00:13

A CSW and a GSD was walking in the forrest and suddently they meet a fairy how gave them 3 wishes each. The GSD said "I want to be the only male GSD in this area" the CSW said " I want a motorcycle" then the GSD said "I want to be the only male GSD in the whole country" then the CSW said "I want a helmet" the last wish from the GSD was "I want to be the only male GSD in the whole world" then the CSW said "I want the GSD to be gay" jumped on his motorcycle and drived away

Rona · 10-10-2008, 13:49

An authentic dialogue overheard at one of the CSVs meetings (conducted after a few beers

):

Person one: "My wolfdog has done something really embarassing, I feel most ashamed of him. Do you know what he did?"
Person two: "Pissed Oscar Dora's car?"

Mikael · 09-10-2008, 23:25

Good jokes Rolf

/ Mikael

09-10-2008, 23:20	#1
Juniorwolf Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 575	Wolfdog jokes.... A man takes his CSW to the vet. "My dog´s cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let´s have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I´m going to have to put him down." "What? Because he´s cross-eyed?" "No, because he´s really heavy"

09-10-2008, 23:46	#4
Juniorwolf Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 575	A little man walks into a mafia-bar and nervously saying "sorry, but witch one of you own a the big Rottweiler who is tied up outside ?" the biggest and most evil looking mafia-type guy stands up and says "it is my dog, what is the problem ?" the little man says "I am very sorry, but I think my dog have killed your dog" the big and evil looking mafia-type guy says "what kind of dog do you have ?" the little man says "I have a 4 month old CSW" the big evil looking mafia-type guy says "how can my 55kg 3 years old Rottweiler be killed by your 4 month old CSW ?" the little man says "it was choking on it" Last edited by Juniorwolf; 09-10-2008 at 23:50.

10-10-2008, 13:49	#6
Rona Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Kraków Posts: 3,509	An authentic dialogue overheard at one of the CSVs meetings (conducted after a few beers ): Person one: "My wolfdog has done something really embarassing, I feel most ashamed of him. Do you know what he did?" Person two: "Pissed Oscar Dora's car?" __________________

09-10-2008, 23:25	#7
Mikael Scandinavian Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Stockholm Posts: 1,089	Good jokes Rolf / Mikael __________________ _________________________________________________ Hronec, Rasty, Zilja Kennel, Wolfdog of Sweden* http://kennelwolfdogofsweden.vpsite.se/Home.html http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wolfdo...53067971392916 Last edited by Mikael; 09-10-2008 at 23:29.

09-10-2008, 23:23	#2
Juniorwolf Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 575	A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "I am so glad that our CSW is such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we´ve never subscribed to any!"

09-10-2008, 23:27	#3
Juniorwolf Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 575	A burglar breaks into a house and he can hear "Jesus is watching you" so he looks around and sees nothing. So he shrugs shoulder and goes on. Again he can hear "Jesus is watching you" so he looks again and can see a parrot. "OK, this is just a parrot" he murmurs and follows his business. The parrot doesn´t give up and says ""Jesus is watching you" and the burglar loses his temper "I don´t care about Jesus" "You should, Jesus is name of our CSW"

10-10-2008, 00:13	#5
Juniorwolf Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 575	A CSW and a GSD was walking in the forrest and suddently they meet a fairy how gave them 3 wishes each. The GSD said "I want to be the only male GSD in this area" the CSW said " I want a motorcycle" then the GSD said "I want to be the only male GSD in the whole country" then the CSW said "I want a helmet" the last wish from the GSD was "I want to be the only male GSD in the whole world" then the CSW said "I want the GSD to be gay" jumped on his motorcycle and drived away