7 buoni motivi per NON leggere cappuccetto rosso

[FRANCESCA]

[valentina]

[valentina]

sabato sera sono andata a cena da una cara amica che tra un mese diventerà mamma...l'ho diffidata a leggere al piccolino la storia di c.rosso!!!!

[Giuliano]

Oddio sto morendo....bellissima...non è che era il Lupo di Marrazzo?

[Enid Black]

A me cappuccetto rosso sta doppiamente antipatica.

Adorando Harry Potter, e specialmente i Malandrini, ho questo senso di solidarietà con Remus J. Lupin e suo essere Licantropo (non nominate manco di lontano Twilight per favore...)

E poi, ora che avrò Spettrino, auguro perfino solo "In bocca al Balrog"... col risultato che non la gente non capisce che dico, ma non importa XD

[valentina]

pelandroni che non siete altro: che contributo date alla raccolta LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD?

[valentina]

[valentina]

questa versione l'aveva postata per la prima volta su WD annalisa, non trovo più il suo messaggio da linkare, quindi la rimetto:

Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red.
One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn
but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck!
And in boc at the lup!". Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but
went away, da sol, with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest,
at a cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl!
'Ndove do you go?". "To the nonn with this little cest,which is little but it is
full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and mirtills"
she dissed. "Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I had)"
dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup dissed:
"Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier
in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and,
after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he
indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn
(non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!"
said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think, wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear stupid little girl" dissed the nonn-lup.
Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm:
"But what big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?". And the nonn-lup:
"Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said:
"But what big dents do you have!". And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir:
"Cazz tu mai?" (maybe an expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?)dissed:
it is to magn you better! And magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frodo
(maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup!
Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted only for the compassion for the
little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had
ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil,entered in the stanz and killed the lup.
Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn
(still viv) and Cappucciett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator
of frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett red... beh!,
let her stay, because she had capit. And so, everybody lived felix and content
(maybe not the lup!).

[Fede86]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p2yMyCONds

[ghiga]

ECCO IL LUPO TRAVESTITO DA VECCHIETTA!


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[FraFairy]

Posso postare la versione hard?
Cappuccetto rotto e l'allupato?...
Li il lupo, finisce nel letto, ma per altri motivi.....

[Giovanni Todaro]

Brava Valentina, ben scritto, piacevole e divertente.